#39: “I bolt. My friends are caught.”

My friends and I are in a grocery store, and one of them is pushing us around on one of those carts that you get at Home Depot that you put plywood on. He crashes us into the girls bathroom door and I (a guy) go flying through as the door splinters everywhere. Everyone laughs except for me, who knows there is going to be repercussions. I bolt. My friends are caught. I run around in a circle, then come back and see that my friends are gone. I start to walk calmly away, and two guys yell “There’s the other one”. I keep walking as if I’m innocent, then when I get ten feet from the door I try to bolt again but I get caught. Then I realize that these are two guys I know from high school. Suddenly I’m surrounded by many high school classmates of mine. I’m so confused because I know some of them should be in college several states away, but they say that they can make more money working at this grocery store. Soon they all forget that I’ve busted a bathroom door and I walk out scot-free.


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