#90 “Somehow I knew the killer robot teacher was coming…”

 

by Scott Donaldson Illustration by Scott Donaldson

I was working in a school room. I was frantically trying to make sure that everything was tidy in there because if it wasn’t, a robot teacher would come in, destroy the classroom and try to kill me. When I heard her coming I ran away into the corridor. As I ran I could feel myself getting a nose bleed. All the other teachers and assistant walked past but no one noticed me bleeding and I passed out on the floor in the medical room.

I was still unconscious from this nose bleed but I could hear someone talking about sending me home from work and then having an interview when I returned to work. When I regained consciousness I was at home. Somehow I knew that the killer robot teacher was coming to my house and I was clearing it out when my mum came in looking for one of her hats. She looked at one on the end of my bed which was definitely mine and we argued about who the hat belonged to until she hit me and took one that was totally different and that I had never seen before. When I picked up some more hats I noticed that they all had holes in them.

Whilst I was tidying the house, my grandparents decided to visit. They brought along this woman in a wedding dress (in reality I know her, but she’s not related to me and I’ve never actually spoken to her). She was sending a text message to someone about mouse food… The robot teacher suddenly arrived. There were metal fence type things across the windows and she pulled them away and then smashed all of the windows. I couldn’t see her do all of this. I could hear the children from the class I work in reciting what happened like they were reading a story book.

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#11: “He was literally wallowing in a pile of mud…”

I was interviewing the winner of a reality TV show who had won $500,000. He was crying throughout the interview and admitted that, although he was now rich, he wasn’t happy because his girlfriend had broken up with him. He was literally wallowing in a pile of mud outside his house. Then he climbed out of the pile and gave me a tour of the house, which was small but efficient and well-decorated. The walls were mostly glass, and there were only two rooms on the first floor — a kitchen/living room/dining room and bathroom. A ladder led up to his bedroom, which overlooked the dining room part. He then showed me a map of Florida which was spread across two pages — one for the counties in which women could freely own property, and the other for the counties in which women needed permission of the state governor.

Illustration by Scott Donaldson.

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